Top Ten Signs You’re at a Redneck Wedding

1. Your rehearsal dinner held at the Waffle House.
2. Instead of “Friends of the bride or friends of the groom?” ushers ask “Ford Or Chevy?”
3. Bridesmaids: Pink Tube Tops; Groomsmen: Travis Tritt T-Shirts
4. Phrase “I Do” replaced by “I Heard That.”
5. Tender rendition of “The Wedding Song” performed by Hank Williams Jr.
6. When the minister asks “Who giveth this woman to be married”… some guy in the back stands up and hollers “Earnhardt! Yee Haw”
7. Reception conversation includes the phrase, “So what have you been doing since Hee Haw has been off the air?”
8. Snack trays at reception: Vienna sausages and Nacho Cheese Doritos
9. Plans for the honeymoon include tickets to the monster truck rally & NASCAR racing at Talladega.
10. Sign in front of the church: No Shirt… No Shoes… No Problem!